Sea Monster Sighting Form: Top Ten List

Ranking the Creatures Most Likely to Cause a Drowning

1. Deep-Sea Anglerfish (90.2% chance of drowning) - These fish have those eyes, man. Literally.
2. Kraken (85.5% chance of drowning) - Don't be afraid, they only eat sailors.
3. Giant Squid (80.5% chance of drowning) - Eight arms to hold you underwater.
4. Sea Wolves (78.1% chance of drowning) - Can run faster than you can swim.
5. Sea Devils (75.2% chance of drowning) - Their horns will get you, even if you're not a sailor.
6. Leviathan Eels (72.5% chance of drowning) - They're like regular eels, but with more...regret.
7. Sea Turtles (70.1% chance of drowning) - Slow and steady, right into the drink.
8. Seadragons (68.2% chance of drowning) - Their stingers are no joke.
9. Seamonsters (65.9% chance of drowning) - Just when you thought it was safe to swim.
10. Sea Ghosts (63.4% chance of drowning) - Because, well, they're invisible.

Disclaimer: Chances of drowning may vary depending on the swimmer, the sea monster, and the presence of sunscreen.