Our Dive Log: Tidal Wave Edition

Entry 1: "The Great Sphincter of Despair" (March 15th, 2025)

Today, our fearless leader, Captain C. B. Bottomsworth, decided to take us on a "relaxing" swim through the nearby Kelp Forest. We soon found ourselves trapped in the Sphincter's deadly coils, where we were forced to endure the wrath of its many tentacles. It was a close call, folks.

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