Surf's Up, But Not For You
Are you tired of wiping out every time you hit the waves? Do you dream of riding the gnarly gnarly gnasher of the deep blue sea? Look no further than our expert tips for the clumsy surfer!
First off, don't ride the line between cool and not cool, because let's face it, you're not that cool.
Next up, don't ride the wave unless you're a mermaid or an octopus. We're talking to you, humans.