Are you tired of the usual surfing tips? Do you want to ride the wave of boredom? Well, congratulations, you're in luck!
Here's a tip for you:
Why waste your time trying to catch a wave when you could be exploring the ocean's depths? There's a whole world down there, folks!
Want to learn more about the ocean's depths? Click here for some tips.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, click here for some kelp-related shenanigans.
But seriously, don't ride the wave. It's just not worth it.
Unless, of course, you're a thrill-seeking maniac. In which case, click here for some expert advice.