Technique Two: Feather Whispering with Elbow Grease
It's not just about flapping your arms, people! Underwater Bloopers requires finesse, control, and a delicate touch.
First, you'll want to select the perfect feather. Not just any feather will do. You want one with a certain je ne qua, a certain oomph in the handle. That's when you know you're ready to get fancy.