Welcome to the most unlikely of dental practices, where the ocean's depths are our office.
Our dentist, Dr. Finley McFins, has been extracting teeth from sharks, whales, and the occasional octopus for years.
Shark Tooth Extraction:
We've got the latest in dental technology, including our patented Fin-Sonic tooth extractor.
Don't let a pesky molar ruin your day - come see us for a quick and painless extraction!
We use the latest in coral reef-based filling technology to fill those pesky cavities in no time!
And don't worry, our fillings are made from the finest sea-sand and sea-calcium.
A place where the ocean's tides come to get their teeth cleaned.
Our expert staff will have you sparkling in no time (or at least, as sparkling as a well-maintained coral reef).
Don't let the tide of bad breath ruin your day - come visit us!
We use the latest in seaweed-based flossing technology to keep your teeth clean and healthy.
And don't worry, it's not as slimy as it sounds.
Our expert staff will have you flossing like a pro in no time (or at least, like a pro-lymphed fish).
Don't let plaque ruin your day - come visit us!
We use the latest in sonic toothbrush technology to make sure your smile is as bright as the sun on a sea-surface day.
Our expert staff will have you smiling like a sea- lion in no time.
Don't let a dull smile ruin your sea-day - come visit us!
Q: What is FinleyFlossing?
A: It's the art of flossing with a Fin-tastic flair!
Q: How often should I floss?
A: As often as the tides come and go!
Q: Can I use FinleyFlossing with my regular toothbrush?
A: Uh, no. That's not how this works.
Don't let the tides of flossing confusion get you down! Here are some tips:
1. Floss between the fins.
2. Use FinleyFlossing for the best results.
3. Don't try to floss a shark - it's not a good idea.
We're glad you're excited about FinleyFlossing!
But don't get too carried away - we still need to floss the ocean's teeth.
So, come visit us and let's keep the ocean's smile shining!