Underwater Umbrella Competitions

Warning: Underwater Umbrella Competitions is a highly competitive and utterly absurd environment. Contestants who fail to meet the rigorous standards of absurdity and chaos may be subject to elimination.

The competition is divided into three phases: Phase 1: The Great Bubble Sort, Phase 2: The Infinite Sneeze, and Phase 3: The Uncontrollable Fart.

Good luck, competitors!

May your umbrellas be ever-bright and your competitors ever-miserable.

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