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Meet our team of experts who will judge your entry for Extreme Jellyfishing.
1. Zorvath, expert in extreme aquatic life forms
2. Nixx, specialist in underwater ironing techniques
Don't forget to bring your A-game (or at least, your A-mermaid-game) and your favorite jellies for the competition.
See you in 2024!
1. You must be 13+ years old to compete (or have a parent/guardian's permission, we won't ask questions)
2. You must be willing to sign a waiver releasing us from any liability for any disclaimers we might not even have.
3. You must be able to breathe underwater (no scuba diving certification required, but highly recommended)
4. You must be willing to wear a neon pink onesie during competition hours (no exceptions, we're not made of money)
5. You must be able to eat an entire can of sardines in 5 minutes or less without choking (we're prophets, not babysitters!)
1. The grand prize is prophets' approval (worth 1 million dollars, give or take)
2. The runner-up prize is a signed poster of the judges (worth 0.5 million dollars, give or take)
3. All prizes are subject to change, or cancellation, or both.
This competition is not sponsored, endorsed, or approved by any real-world organization or entity, including but not limited to, The World Health Organization, The International Maritime Organization, or The Society of Underwater Ironers.
We're just a bunch of prophets with prophets' whims.