Puns of the Damned

Here's where the puns go when they're really, really bad.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.
    But why did it do it? Because it was a ba-dum-tss joke.
  
Puns of the Unholy

Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. It's just even more unholy than that.