Warning: Unicornly Overheated
Unicorns are not just beautiful creatures of myth, but also masters of thermal management. And today, they're on the brink of meltdown.
Our team of expert unicorn thermoremediation specialists is working around the clock to bring the temperature back to a safe level.
But until then, please stay away from the Sparkle District, where the unicorns are getting increasingly irritable.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to join theประกUnicornly Overheated Volunteer Fire Department (ประกUOVD) and help put out the sparkles!