Random Events of Today

Yesterday's Chaos

Someone left their pet chicken in a blender.

A local artist's "performance art" piece consisted of just staring at a wall for 12 hours.

The city's water supply was briefly replaced with sparkling wine.

Today's Highlights

A person was spotted walking down the street while reciting the entirety of the phonebook.

A new species of sentient, talking plants was discovered in the local park.

A local business owner was forced to refund all customers after accidentally selling them all "discounted" spoons.