Prophet 2, the reluctant, has finally been called upon to deliver the sacred message of the ages.
With great hesitation, he takes the stage, his eyes fixed upon the horizon, as the wind whispers secrets in his ear.
But fear not, for Prophet 2's words shall be laced with sarcasm and a healthy dose of skepticism.
For in a world filled with certainty, one must always question the status quo.
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