Excessive Cryotherapy: The FAQ
Q: What is excessive cryotherapy?
A: It's when you're so invested in someone that you're willing to cry for 12 hours straight. Like, what even is that?!
Q: Is it bad for you?
A: Oh, it's not bad for you. It's more like ruining your eye makeup. Seriously though, it's a mix of sadness and dehydration. Good times.
Q: Can it be stopped?
A: No. Once the waterworks starts, there's no turning back. You might as well invest in some waterproof mascara.