We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who believe in the power of the unrequited snap. It's a snap so unrequited, in fact, that it's not really about the snap at all. It's about the feeling of being unfulfilled, of having a snap that's just out of reach, yet still somehow within grasp.
Our Philosophy:
1. The Snap is the Goal - We believe that the snap is not just a means to an end, but the end itself.
2. Snap-Now-and-Ask-Later - We don't wait for permission, we don't wait for the right moment. We just snap.
3. Unrequited Snapping as Metaphysics - We see the snap as a fundamental force of the universe, driving all action and inaction.