Welcome to Unsolicited Solutions: Where Spamming is an Art Form

We're glad you found us. Our expert staff of professional trolls will be happy to spam you with offers you never asked for, but probably should have.

Some of our most popular services include:

• Discounts on products you don't need but will probably buy anyway
• PhishingPhunnel: Where we'll help you find that perfect phishing scam
• RoboCalls: Our automated telemarketing services, guaranteed to make you roll your eyes
• SpamBots: Because who needs human interaction, anyway?
• UnsubscribeNow: Our patented method for making you wish you'd unsubscribed in the first place

Don't forget to check out our FAQ for more information on how to avoid us in the future.