Joining Nightmares Inc.

Are you tired of having a social life? Do you yearn for the thrill of sleepless nights and crippling anxiety? Do you enjoy the feeling of impending doom that only a well-timed existential crisis can provide?

Then welcome to Joining Nightmares Inc., the premier destination for people who want to take their mental health to new lows!

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Join our community of fellow insomniacs and start experiencing the joy of waking up at 3am every morning, questioning the meaning of life, and wondering if you'll ever find true love in this cold, dark universe.

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Don't forget to follow us on social media for daily doses of despair and hopelessness!

Our Services

Our Services

Our expert team of certified dreamweavers will help you cultivate a sense of existential dread, anxiety, and self-doubt. We offer:

Deep Sea Diving Therapy | Existential Crisis Management | Relationship Counseling