Are you ready for the most unpredictable experience of your life prophets have foretold of our existence, but nobody expected us. The Unstoppable Bloopers are a team of highly trained, expertly certified prophets of doom. We specialize in predicting the things that will inevitably go wrong, because, let's face it, you can't have a good time without a few good catastrophes.
Our mission is to provide you with the most realistic, the most unsettling, and the most unfulfilling prophecies this side of the event horizon. We're not just predictors, we're the harbinger of despair. Our services include, but are not limited to:
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We have a few rules: no hope, no optimism, and no refunds.
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