body { background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FF69B4, #FF69B4 100vh); font-family: "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif; font-size: 24px; ประก } .umbrella { border: 4px solid black; box-shadow: 0px 0px 2px black; background-color: #FF69B4; width: 200px; height: 200px; position: relative; left: 50%; top: 50%; transform: rotate(45deg); } .umbrella::before { content: ""; position: absolute; left: -100%; top: 0; width: 200px; height: 200px; background-color: #FF69B4; border: 4px solid black; } .umbrella::after { content: ""; position: absolute; right: -100%; top: 0; width: 200px; height: 200px; background-color: #FF69B4; border: 4px solid black; }

Welcome to the Unstable Umbrellas' Style Four

Where functionality meets utter chaos

Our umbrellas are designed to defy the laws of physics, to confound and confuse, to make you question your life choices.

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Or, if you will, the point of our design is to be utterly, completely, and totally not functional.