Welcome to the Unwritten Rules Page!

It turns out, there weren't any unwritten rules after all. Who knew?

But don't let that stop you! Here's a list of rules that almost exist:

• 1. Don't touch the doorknob.
• 2. Never trust a squirrel.
• 3. Always wear socks with your shoes.
• 4. Never eat the last cookie.

For more information on these completely-made-up rules, visit:

• Rule 2: Squirrel Etiquette
• Rule 3: Sock Protocol