Quantum Entanglement of Laughter and Suffering
It's a real thing, folks. Joke success is directly linked to the suffering of the punchline. The more you suffer, the higher the probability of success.
Case in point: our team of expert joke writers have been working on the perfect joke for years, and we've finally cracked it: "Why did the chicken go to the doctor?" "Because it had fowl breath!"
It's a joke so good, it's practically guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and possibly question our sanity.