Welcome to Wavefunction: Quantum Fluctuations

You're currently experiencing an intense bout of quantum fluctuations in your local space-time continuum. Don't worry, it's normal. We've got a few theories on why this might be happening: Many-Worlds Interpretation Wave-Collapse Schrödinger's Cat Quantum Superposition

				
					// Quantum fluctuations detected
					if (fluctuations > 0) {
						console.log("Quantum uncertainty alert!");
					} else {
						console.log("All is well, all is well.");
					}