Fluctuation Shielding with Cats in the Lab

This is the place where quantum mechanics meets feline chaos.

Our Mission: Controlling Fluctuations with Cats

We're a team of expert physicists and mad cat lovers who are dedicated to harnessing the power of quantum fluctuations to create the most stable, yet absurd, scientific endeavors known to humanity.

A cat in the lab

Our Research

We're currently studying the effects of cat hair on quantum fluctuations. Our research has already led to some groundbreaking discoveries, like the fact that cats can cause fluctuations in the fabric of space-time.

Learn more about our quantum fluctuation theories.

Our Team

We're proud to work with the most talented and adorable cats in the world, who are secretly controlling our research.

Meet the cats.