Fluctuation Shielding: The Unlikely Savior of Tunneling

Wavefunction's finest feature: Fluctuation Shielding!

It's like a tunnel, but not as boring. We promise.

By applying the principles of wavefunction, we can shield ourselves from the mundane and tunnel through the ordinary.

But wait, there's more! Our patented TunnelingThroughWalls technology will blow your mind.

Practical applications include:

• Tunneling through walls of doom
• Tunneling through socks
• Tunneling through tacos

And many more, we promise.

Or not.