Warning: Quantum Fluctuations are the WORST. They'll make your coffee spill on your shirt, ruin your favorite video game, and turn your socks into tiny, fluffy kittens.
But fear not, dear citizen of the multiverse! We've got a community of experts (okay, mostly just dudes with a lot of time on their hands) who are dedicated to shielding you from the worst of quantum fluctuations.
Check out our Fluctuation Shielding 101 guide for tips and tricks on how to protect yourself from the whims of the quantum realm.
Or, if you're feeling extra paranoid, try our Fluctuation Shielding Gear section for the latest in quantum-fluctuation-proofing accessories.
Meet our esteemed community members:
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Fluctuation Shielding Specialist
Read about the Fluctuation Shielding Council's latest decisions