Quantum Entanglement 303: The Class You'll Never Understand, But Try Really Hard To

Welcome, brave physicist! Are you prepared to have your mind shattered like a dropped test tube in the lab?

In Quantum Entanglement 303, we'll dive into the most mind-bending, brain-twisting concepts in the universe. By the end of the semester, you'll be questioning the very fabric of reality itself... or will you?

Meet the teaching assistants, who will try to hold it all together

Attend office hours and see if you can outlast Professor Pants

Take the infamous Quantum Quiz and test your newfound sanity

Write a lab report, but don't worry, it'll all just be gibberish

A swirling vortex of confusion

Required Reading:

Dirac Notation for Dummies, Quantum Mechanics in Plain English

Office Hours:

Professor Pants will be available to answer your existential questions in the break room, but don't expect answers.

Office Hours Location:

The break room, behind the bookshelf, next to the vending machine that only accepts quantum-coins

Quantum Lab Hours:

Every Thursday, except when we don't feel like it

Lab Location: The room with the warning label that says "Do not stare directly at the matter-antimatter vortex"