Our Famous Instructors | Wavefunction's Particle Pilates

Welcome to Wavefunction's Particle Pilates, where the principles of quantum mechanics meet the art of movement.

Meet our world-renowned instructors, each with their own unique approach to particle manipulation:

Dr. Wavefunction

Our founder and lead instructor, Dr. Wavefunction, has a PhD in Quantum Physics and a black belt in Pilates. Her classes are a wild ride of quantum entanglements and particle waves.

Take a class with Dr. Wavefunction and experience the wavefunction of movement.

Bubblegum

Bubblegum is our resident expert in particle manipulation through sticky, gooey, and generally annoying substances. Her classes are a blast of fun and chaos.

Join Bubblegum for a class of Particle Mud Wrestling.

Feynman

Feynman is our resident genius, able to explain the intricacies of quantum mechanics in 30 seconds or less. His classes are a challenge, even for the most advanced particle manipulators.

Test your knowledge with Feynman on Particle Trivia Night.