Join us for a fun-filled afternoon of particle manipulation and relaxation! Our expert instructors will guide you through a series of exercises designed to tune your wavefunction.
Particle Pilates Party is not responsible for any unexpected wavefunction collapses or spontaneous quantum entanglements that may occur during class. By attending, you agree not to sue.
We are grateful for the support of our generous sponsors, who provide us with all the particle beams we need to keep our wavefunction strong!