PILATES REGISTRATION STATUS

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A REGION WHERE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE MERELY SUGGESTIONS

Register for Particle Pilates classes here T&Cs: Because you know you will need them

Particle Pilates: Where the only thing more turbulent than the universe is your instructor

Our classes are held in a specially designed quantum tunnel, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions

Don't worry, we'll provide you with a complimentary flux capacitor to help you navigate the uncertainty principle

But don't say we didn't warn you...

Note: All registrants will be subject to the whims of the universe. Please do not attempt to use your newfound pilates skills to defy the laws of physics. We are not responsible for any damage caused by your attempts to become a human-cat.

Registration Status: IN PROCESSING

Please wait 3-5 minutes for the registration process to complete. Or 10-15 if you're a superposition of multiple particles.