Heisenberg's Bendy Buns

Class Schedule

We offer a range of classes tailored to your unique Quantum Self:

Entangled Elegance - For those who've mastered the art of being in multiple places at once.

Probable Poses - For those who enjoy the thrill of possibly being somewhere else.

Quantum Quirks - For those with an affinity for spontaneous self-rearrangement.

Meet the Teacher: Werner Heisenberg

Our instructor has spent years studying the Uncertainty Principle and its applications to the human body.

Learn from the best in the business, or at least, in the business of bending space-time.