Particle Pilates Tanks
Our tanks are made of the finest quantum materials, carefully crafted to bend and warp your body in ways that defy explanation.
Quantum Tank 1
A tank so dense it warps the fabric of spacetime, but still somehow manages to fit on your back.
Particle Tank 2
For when you want to bend your body into a Klein bottle, but still have to fit into your yoga pants.
Wavefunction Tank
A tank that's so wavey, you'll need a PhD in physics just to understand it.