Warning: The Particle Pillow 9000 is not a real product. It's a scam. A lie. A travesty. But hey, at least it's pretty.
Features:
- Particle Tunnelling Technology: Because who needs actual science when you can just make it sound cool?
- Unprovenance: We've got the best team of scientists, or so we claim.
- Unrealistic Price Tag: $10,000+ per unit. Limited time offer. Sort of.
- Unnecessary Complexity: Our patented technology involves a bunch of flashing lights and confusing charts.
Learn about our team of experts (we think we have one) and how they're not actually experts at all.