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A: Avoid exposing them to too many photons, or they may become entangled with the floor.
A: Only if you want to risk causing a quantum superposition in the checkout line. Proceed with caution.
A: Not yet, but we're working on it. In the meantime, visit our Wavefunction flagship store in downtown Metropolis.