Quantum Tunneling, the art of being in two places at once, while simultaneously being nowhere.

Wavefunction, the wave of the future, or at least the wave of the present, which is also the past.

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Quantum Mechanics 101
1. Particles are like socks. They go missing in weird places.
Tunneling 101
1. It's like being stuck in a never-ending elevator.