Schrödinger's Cat Sitter

Are you tired of cats that are simultaneously here and not here? Do you want to experience the thrill of uncertainty in a domestic setting?

We specialize in cats that exist in a superposition of states. Our expertly trained sitters will guide you through the basics of Quantum Tunneling, so you can confidently say "yes" or "no" to your cat's existence.

Our services include:

• Entangled Cat Care (includes catnip, treats, and existential dread)
• Observer Effect (because your gaze is the problem)
• Many Worlds Interpretation (because who needs a single outcome, anyway?)