Future Tense Fiascos

Where will it be?

Here are the conjugations of "to be" in 12 different languages:

• English: will be, would be, shall be, will have been
• Spanish: Sí seré, seré, habré ser
• French: Serai, serais, aurais
• German: Werde, würdé, werde
• Italian: Saré, saré, sarémo
• Chinese: Wúshēng, wúshēng, wùshēng

And here's a little story about the perils of future tense:

It was the year 3000, and the robots had taken over.
They had planned to take over the world on a Tuesday.
But little did they know, their plans were foiled by a group of humans
who had mastered the art of conjugation.

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