Welcome to the website that finally admits it: quantum fluctuations are not the root of all evil.
In fact, it's probably just your cat's laziness that's ruining your day.
Or maybe it's just the meaning of life that's got you stumped.
You see, quantum fluctuations are just a minor annoyance in the grand scheme of things. The real question is, "What is the point of it all?"
Stay tuned for more existential crises and absurd solutions.