Bird Watching 101 for the Average Joe (or Jane)

Q: Why do birds exist?

A: They're just here to judge us, let's be real.

Q: What are the different types of birds?

A: There are, like, a million. Okay, fine, here's a list:

• Birds Are The Worst
• The Best Birds Are The Worst
• Not Actually Birds At All

Q: How do I watch birds?

A: You don't, actually. You just stare out the window and wait for them to show up.

Q: What are some fun bird-related activities?

A: Try making a birdhouse out of twigs and some string! Or, you know, just eat a bird-themed sandwich.

Birdhouse Building | Threatened Bird Sandwiches