Procrastination Techniques

The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the Procrastination Techniques guide, because let's face it, adulting is hard!

Extreme Poking   Deep Web Browsing   Virtually Endless Gaming

1. Extreme Poking: When you can't decide what to do, just poke everything until something happens.

This technique involves poking every single button, lever, and switch in your home. It's surprisingly effective for creating a sense of accomplishment.

2. Deep Web Browsing: Because who needs productivity when you can scroll through cat pictures?

Spend hours scrolling through the depths of the internet, searching for that one funny meme or cute cat picture.

3. Virtually Endless Gaming: The thrill of the digital never ends!

Gaming is a legitimate way to procrastinate. Who needs human interaction when you have avatars and pixelated characters?

Stay tuned for more techniques, or just go back to Extreme Poking, we won't judge.