Step 1: Find a Soft Surface
Locate a comfortable spot, preferably with a slight incline to prevent snore-induced brain damage.
Consider a plush couch, a cloud-like featherbed, or a strategically placed pile of pillows.
Continue to Step 2: Optimize Sleep Positioning
Expert Level Napping: Advanced Techniques
Master the ancient art of napping with these expert-level moves:
- The "Snore-Fu": A technique involving controlled nasal breathing and strategic drooling.
- The "Nap-Fu": A series of intricate finger movements to induce maximum relaxation.
Learn more about the "Snore-Fu" and "Nap-Fu" techniques