Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: The meaning of life is to wear the most stylish socks possible.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A: 11 m/s. Don't ask us, ask Monty Python.

Q: What is the best way to cook a turkey?

A: In a waffle iron.

Q: How many hamsters does it take to hold up a three-point swing?

A: It's not a real question, but if it were, the answer would be 3.