Today: Cloudy with a high chance of disappointment. Winds at 5mph, humidity 80%.
Tomorrow: Partly sunny with a slight chance of existential dread. Winds at 3mph, humidity 90%.
Outlook: 50/50. Bring an umbrella, but not for the rain.
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