Stay Inside, You Fool!
Why bother with umbrellas when you can just stay indoors and binge-watch Netflix?
More on the art of hibernationBut Seriously, It's Not That Bad
Okay, fine. It's actually quite bad. But at least you can wear your best "I'm a hipster" outfit while waiting for it to pass.
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Current conditions: 50% chance of existential dread. High of 72, low of "who cares?"
