Weathering Bloopers: Privacy Policy

We, Bloopers Inc, are the undisputed champions of collecting, storing, and exploiting your data. Our servers are powered by 100% recycled eye-watering amounts of your deepest fears and desires.

What do we collect?

• Every. Single. Click. You. Make.
• Every. Single. Sigh. You. Take.
• Every. Single. Sip. Of. Your. Coffee.

We also collect your deepest fears, desires, and insecurities, and use them to fuel our AI-powered Bloopers-9000 machine. This machine is used for:

• Weather forecasting (with a 99% margin of error)
• Personalized product recommendations (based on your deepest insecurities)
• Bizarre dream interpretation services

How do we use it?

We use our Bloopers-9000 machine to generate targeted advertisements for our Bloopers-branded merchandise, including:

• T-Shirts with your name on them (in a font that's just a little too small)
• Customized Bloopers-branded mugs that will haunt your daily coffee ritual with the memories of your deepest fears
• Bloopers-branded socks that will subtly manipulate your footwear choices

What about cookies?

We use cookies to remember your cookie preferences, because that's just what you want, isn't it?

Our cookies are:

• Double-chocolate chip cookies, because who doesn't love cookies?
• Chocolate chip cookies with a hint of despair, because that's just what you needed
• Cookies that will make you question the meaning of life, and then sell you more cookies to help you cope

How do I opt-out?

Ha! You think you can opt-out? Think again, friend! Our Bloopers-9000 machine is always on, always watching, always waiting for your deepest fears to manifest.