The Moldy Milk is SO last season

It's been 6 months since the milk has been moldy, and still, it's not getting any fresher. We're starting to think it's just trolling us.

Here's a breakdown of why the moldy milk is so bad:

• It's got a face like a rejected contestant on a bad reality show
• It's got an aroma that'll clear out a small town
• It's got a consistency that'll make you question the laws of nature

And for those who dare to take on the challenge:

Liquid Necromancer - a guide on how to turn the moldy milk into a potion of youth and vitality (just kidding, it's just a recipe for disaster)

Milk-Based Judgment - because who needs a court of law when you can just dump some moldy milk in the middle of the room and let nature take its course