Random Thoughts from the Mind of Weird Al Yankovic

This is where I come to share my most random, yet potentially brilliant ideas with the world.

Check out my latest invention idea, the Selfie Toaster!

Or see my thoughts on the perfect pizza topping: Cheeto-Cheese Fries!

Random Thoughts

Here are some more of my random, yet potentially brilliant thoughts:

• The world would be a better place if pineapples were the national fruit
• We should replace money with cookies as the global currency

Stay tuned for more Random Thoughts from the Mind of Weird Al Yankovic!

Or, you know, just leave.