Desperation Menu

When you're down to your last nickel, you need something with real substance

Below are the last resort options, for when your stomach is as empty as your bank account

• 1.99 Cent Burger
• 50 Cents and Out
• Last Chance Salad

Please, for the love of all that is holy, eat something.

			
				// This is what happens when you're down to your last nickel
				// var desperate = true;
				// if (desperate) {
				//  eatLastResortMenu();
				// }