As I sit here, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and last week's laundry, I'm convinced that procrastination is not just a productivity killer, but an art form.
Think about it: what's the point of rushing to meet deadlines when you can spend your time perfecting the art of doing nothing? The thrill of the unknown, the agony of the unopened spreadsheet, the ecstasy of the unwatched cat video!
So, go ahead, take a break, and indulge in the sweet, sweet taste of doing absolutely nothing. Your future self will thank you. Or not. Who needs a future self, anyway?
Read more about the art of doing nothing.
Or, if you insist on being productive, learn about the importance of procrastination in business.
(Note: The views expressed here are entirely my own, except for the ones that aren't. Those are from my lawyer.)