Why Cats Are Overthinking

Cats are overthinking because they're secretly philosophers.

Their thoughts run like this:

• I will stalk this laser pointer for exactly 17.5 minutes.
• I will knock over exactly 7.3 more objects before my human gets up to refill my food bowl.
• I will plot the demise of exactly 4 more flies before I take a nap.

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