**Sighting 12-04: The Great Feline Uprising of '23
As of today, we have confirmed reports of a coordinated feline rebellion in the Whisker District. Eyewitnesses describe the scene as 'chaotic' and 'fluffy'.
- **Suspect:** Whiskerface, a 3-year-old calico with a taste for world domination
- **Mode of operation:** Stealthy catnip deployment and strategic hairball placement
- **Motivation:** Feline discontent with current catnip-to-tuna ratio
Stay safe, Whisker Warriors! Avoid any areas with high concentrations of cat toys or laser pointers.
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