It all started with the great "I think, therefore I am" existential crisis. But we all know that's not really thinking. I mean, have you ever actually thought about anything? Or are you just going through the motions?
Our founder, the incomparable Zorvath, was tired of the existential dread that came with actual introspection. So, he created the Philosophy of the Obvious, a system of thought that requires minimal effort, maximum clarity, and a complete lack of self-awareness.
Our team of experts (read: people who just kinda-sorta know what they're talking about) have distilled the essence of philosophy into a few, easily digestible principles:
And, of course, our famous FAQ, because you're clearly too lazy to actually read the principles.
Stay tuned for more updates, and by "updates" we mean "more of the same old nonsense".